People. Just because some kids and teachers were mowed down in the weekly terrorist attack by an economically anxious white boy doesn’t mean we need to DO anything. There are plenty of things we, as a country with no gun issues, need to address. Without further ado, here is aRead More →

I didn’t watch the White House Correspondents’ Dinner live because I never do. I rely on other people to suffer through the drudgery of self-important assholes congratulating themselves on how awesome they are and let me know (with a time stamped video) what few seconds to watch. Like when ObamaRead More →